you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
May 2012
- Tyrion Lannister: THOSE ARE BRAVE MEN OUT THERE.
- Soldiers:
- Tyrion Lannister: LET'S GO KILL THEM.
Avengers pick up lines:
- Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
- Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
- Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
- Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
- Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
- Class is too quiet
- Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
ok who the hell looked at this creature and went
“im going to turn this thing blue and give it oversized gloves and shoes
and make it the fastest thing on the planet”
- no one ever: hey wait a sec let me just search that on Bing
Shhh
do you hear that?
It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums
You liked a picture to help cure cancer?
i don’t understand how studying works
do you just like look at a textbook or something
I love Anderson Cooper so much. He was talking to a lady who was defending the pastor who said gays and lesbians should be put behind electrified fences and die out. This happened:
- Cooper: I imagine if it was putting Jews behind electrified fences, you'd be saying something different.
- Pritchard: Now, here we go again. We all know that's not gonna happen--
- Cooper: Actually, that has happened. It's called the Holocaust.
