I was raised on coffee and cocaine. If I offend you, maybe you should get off the internet.
I'm an Acquired Taste.
Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.
I’m not
BOOBIES
sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff..
but this is a great pair of boobies.I love a bouncing pair of boobies.
Blue footed boobies are the best fucking thing ever.
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soccor: does the thing
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Mutant dandelions
the third one looks almost like a human hand. Nature is amazing.
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people that play the victim when theyve been absolutely horrible to others make me sooo mad
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I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
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in some cultures performing cunnilingus multiple times during the first date is completely acceptable and encouraged (i’m speaking of my own personal culture that i have created myself)
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There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to murder you.
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sometimes if you vomit enough rainbow and explanation marks it does make a difference!!!!
i don’t know about you, but i read this in my head like an adventure time dialogue
#feminism is MATHEMATICAL
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